Future Danberly Clan

(Narrated by Napoleon Dynamite) Flippin’ Sweet, they’re tying the knot.

Lady Kimberly Duchess of the Schreiman Dynasty

(Narrated by Lorelai Gilmore) Oy with the poodles already! Lady Kimberly was extremely invigorated after a Dance Marathon and in great search of the Perfect Ice Cream Sundae. Luckily, her laptop arrived just in time, and gave her the Princessy opportunity of using Sir Daniel’s awesome Tech Powers.

Laptop Consulting + 2 Crazy Hooligans = One Super Awesome Romance

Sir Daniel, Knight of the Young Loins

(Narrated by Wayne Campbell: Excellent!) So Dan was Partying On till the sweet age of 19, when he looked around and saw a Foxy Lady. (Insert Fox Ear Gesture) He was happily rockin’ out to Bohemian Rhapsody and skipping down the road when he saw her. He dropped his stand-up poster of Claudia Schiffer and ran after her. Thankfully the her was Lady Kimberly and not Gun-rack Stacy.